This’ll be short and sweet.

Do people actually go to these pages?
I have a cat.
– Stephanos Vlachos

Would you like to learn more about me?
Then explore my website or contact me directly!
What do I do?
Whatever you need.
Why do I do it?
Because someone has to.
How do I get it done?
By any means.

No angry cats were photographed for content creation. The cat is yawning.
Stephanos Vlachos
Website & JATMON/TCOB Coordinator
“For several years I’ve been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life. I don’t miss a beat.. ya know. Uh not.. Pretty much everything. There’s certain things you just can’t have control of sir.”
– Charlie Kelly